her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
