yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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