Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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