Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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