i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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