why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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