and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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