thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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