Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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