More tranny stories later!
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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