Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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