their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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