the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i barfeds in our rink
I seem to have left my pride at pride
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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