Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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