matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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