I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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