For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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