thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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