i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
