David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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