5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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