I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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