Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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