Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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