then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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