i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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