I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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