new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
