Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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