you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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