Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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