Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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