good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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