I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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