these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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