i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
4 words: hood of his car
it was like his penis was on wheels.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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