Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
