I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
