In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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