WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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