I like to think it a success when the cops are called
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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