i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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