dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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