Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
pop tarts are not kleenex
So gin and wine won't be happening again
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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