Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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