The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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