i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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