Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I can't turn off my feet"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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