he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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