I'm passing your future prison.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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