respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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